Ham

dubbed a new slang term for marijuana december 22nd,2007.

you guys want to smoke some ham?

by senia socialite January 18, 2008

Ham

a verb, To ham means to go very fast, on foot or by car.

They hammed home so they wouldn't be late. John hammed around town so fast he got a ticket. If you want to get to the movie on time, you better ham. hurry go fast quick speed speeding

by TheGrinchy1 August 29, 2009

Ham

an amazing abbreviation of the name Graham. It works on SO many humerous levels!

person1: hey Ham
person2: hello ham
person3: morning ham!

by HUGHES April 28, 2004

Ham

Heavy-set person who shows no concern for hygene; see slovenly;lazy

ham is a fat-devil

by big pun March 11, 2003

Ham

Home and masterbate

Person One: I’m going to go ham tonight.

Person Two: Keep that to yourself bro...

by Chlochlopops December 10, 2018

HAM

Horny Ass Mom.
A mom that is horny. Many times even after getting laid. Mom that could use an extra 20% to satisfy the urge. A mom that is as horny as the dad. A mom that starts more 'sessions' than the dad because she needs a bone in her ham.

HAMs at my office are always bitchin', they need to get laid more.

You see that HAM over there, I'am about to bone in her!

I am going to bone those HAMS'.

by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious April 1, 2016

HAM

H- home
A- and
M- masturbate

HAM's the way to go

by youdontknowwhoiamsostopguessin November 18, 2019