Hand Grenade

The Ugly friend of the Hot Chick that you want to hook up with. Someone has to "jump on the hand grenade" so the other can get to the hottie.

Jay had to jump on the hand grenade so that i could hook up with her hot friend.

by Scotty2Hotty99 August 16, 2008

grenadian

A person who is from Grenada, in the West Indies

by Source July 8, 2003

stomach grenade

Round or irregularly shaped pseudo-food typically found in school cafeterias or military mess halls.

"God, that smell. You do that?"
"Sorry, stomach grenade..."

by verelse November 13, 2003

Anally Propelled Grenade

The act of sliding a grenade into ones or your anal cavity in an upwards motion and expelling it out with great force. The word is also commonly written as the acronym APG.

We need to get rid of those guards, prepare you Anally Propelled Grenade.

by The destroyer of anal August 19, 2013

Schrödinger's grenade

When you purposely leave a used condom inside a females vagina after sex. Applying Schrödinger's paradox, the female is now in a state of quantum superposition where she is both pregnant and not pregnant.

Jesse: G'day mate, so how was last night?
Stephen: Fuuuuuck dude I gave Rae the Schrödinger's grenade, and she has no idea jajaja.
Brandon: Fuck me mate you're so loose, better get some money ready for child support.
Ernst: Or not, you don't know mate.

by SpanishTwat November 15, 2017

fart grenade

Farting in ones hand while keeping it contained and putting it in someones face.

Andy's fart grenade made Josh pass out

by Andrew Stump June 28, 2005

grenade

an ugly girl that is jumped on for the sake of your friends. Similar to the times of war when the enemy tosses a grenade over the lines and a comrade jumps on it to ensure teh safety of others.

You owe me dude, i jumped on teh grenade last time!!!

by pmcdon1 May 19, 2005