asian gravity 

the tendency for Asian students to congregate and travel in large mobs

Anik: Hey, how did all those Asian kids instantly find one another?

Jake: Asian Gravity, dude-- the strongest force in the universe.

asian gravity by IsaacNewton December 5, 2010

bed gravity 

An irresistible force that draws you back to bed, or toward any mattress, couch, or other soft horizontal surface. Usually stronger when one or more persons are already on said furnature.

Mom: Time to get up for school!
Son: Must! Fight! Bed gravity! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

bed gravity by jevanyn May 13, 2011

Sideways Gravity 

The new phenomenon discoverable only when drinking has occurred, where an object or person moves sideways and/or downwards due to actions not of their own. This phenomenon can ONLY be understood by individuals impaired by alcohol.

Example 1: Person A has been drinking and knocks an object. That object is knocked sideways and then falls.
Person B: SIDEWAYS GRAVITY!

Example 2: Person A and person B are sitting on opposite ends of a bench at a party. Person A stands up and then the whole bench, including person B, tip over sideways.
Person C: SIDEWAYS GRAVITY!

Sideways Gravity by Hazzababy January 19, 2014

Zero Gravity 

Feeling no pressure. Completely relaxed. Like you're floating in space.

"How you feeling Tony, how's your day?" "I'm feeling zero gravity 'man', feeling great.

Zero Gravity by Integrity Bandit June 15, 2018

Lateral Gravity Syndrome 

Lateral Gravity Syndrome (or LGS) is the strange, unexplained force that draws boys and girls inexplicably to opposite sides of the dance floor at a party.

Because of Lateral Gravity Syndrome, Tom didn't speak to Katie all night.

Lateral Gravity Syndrome by Hollerama October 28, 2006

Social Gravity 

The force that draws a person to their original social position, often binding a person and making them feel they cannot fight against it.

A force worth fighting against.

Rhonda clawed her way out of her situation, despite the social gravity which tried to hold her back.

Social Gravity by Jive Pony May 31, 2010

penis gravity 

An irresistible force that draws women to your penis, or toward any penis, vibrator, or other shaft like object.

Man, my penis gravity was intense last night. All the bitches at the bar were trying to fuck me.

penis gravity by username90210 September 13, 2011