I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road.

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.

"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"

by Turd McGurd1 September 28, 2012

got nothing coming

You have got nothing to look forward to" or "Nobody owes you anything".

-Yo, badge, I gotta use the phone
-Sure. You want a pizza an pedicure too?
- I gotta call my girl. She's expecting my call.
- Put a sock in it. You got nothing coming.
- No, no, no, man! No, man!

by Rimas79 November 3, 2013

Got tied up

Got busy

I got tied up at work.

by Spike1984 November 17, 2016

Got It Sorted

Aussie vernacular for a problem that has been solved or sorted.

We had our differences but we got it sorted.

by wardswords November 29, 2016

you got nothin’ coming!

Often repeated mantra of custody officers in response to requests from incarcerated folks.

Go back to your inmate hole, ‘cause you got nothin’ coming!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019

got musked

to be scammed by a green energy grifter

a website about how a green energy grifter is scamming the world (gotmusked.com)

Man, Brian got musked by that CEO on Twitter who promised his cars would APPRECIATE in value.

by LoveMyTeslaBut April 22, 2021

got papers

proof of ownership; marriage license

I don't want to go home baby, but you know my divorce is snagging. My wife still got papers on me.

by talk2me-JCH2 May 29, 2022