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Gordon Ramsay

You really don’t know who Gordon Ramsay is? I hope to god your joking if you really don’t, Am disappointed in you
“WHERES THE LAMA SAUCE” - Gordon Ramsay
by Or.rin November 9, 2019
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crash gordon

Used when describing a completely exhausted condition where you want to sit around and sloth all day, grazing on various snack foods.

A play on "Flash Gordon".
Dude, I am crash gordon today! I am gonna call in sick to work so I can watch UFC all day and eat nachos.
by El Gordo Flaco May 16, 2008
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Gay Gordon

A type of Scottish dance that will make anyone called Gordon look gay
I'm gonna dance the gay gordon
by Braw Chebs December 12, 2016
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gorton

gorton, one of manchesters roughest towns, thriving with scallies and a society that will quick enough shit on your grave than arange your funerals. To be a true person from gorton, you have to carry a knife, have the skills to "twok" a car, wear cheap tracksuits and be/ have a girl pregnant at 15. such a wonderfull place! no, realy, i do love it
gorton, no examples, just weed and alchohol abuse all da way
by terra boi fromk da manc bronx October 26, 2007
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Jeff Gordon

One of the greatest drivers in the history of auto racing. Driver of the #24 DuPont Chevrolet for Hendrick Motorsports in NASCAR's top series. A smart, well-respected champion who is disliked only by arrogant, redneck fans who are jealous because they aren't as rich, popular, or talented as Jeff Gordon.

Jeff is soon to be married to the gorgeous model Ingrid Vandebosch, yet there are plenty of retards out there who claim he is gay because they lack the intelligence and class to accept that NASCAR's greatest driver isn't from the South. These inbred hicks resort to moronic insults that are entirely false and illogical. Some say that the only Gordon bashers are those who are secretly homosexual themselves and afraid to come out of the closet, so they resort to namecalling in a weak attempt to cover up their own personal issues.

To sum it all up, anybody that calls Jeff Gordon a faggot is simply a waste of human life and overall a complete failure. Learn some respect and grow the fuck up, bitches.
Billy Joe: "Jeff Gordon is gay! His car used to have rainbows on it, that cock sucker!"
Dan: "He is sponsored by a paint company, dumbass. They picked the paint scheme, not him."
Billy Joe: "But he wins too much and the women love him, so he's gotta be queer! And he isn't a Southerner either, that fag! THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!"
Dan: "That makes no sense, you dumbshit. He was married to a beautiful woman, and is now marrying an even hotter woman."
Billy Joe: "I say he's gay, so he must be! GO JUNIOR!"
Dan: "Billy Joe, you are an insult to mankind. Do the world a favor and go fucking kill yourself."
by Dan Is The Man November 9, 2008
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gordon brown

the leader of the u.k
who got into the postion of PM by chance who couldnt win an election if he cured cancer solved world hunger and got rid of communsim he always wanted to be a PM and when he finaly did get the place he fucked it up like the way the germans fucked up ww2
boy1.Hey i just found out gordon browns my dad
boy2.Why are you telling me this?
boy1.Because iam going to go hang myself now

boy2.lol
by hi my names bob April 15, 2010
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gorgonkerk

I always peel off the gorgonkerk on my clementines before i eat the delicious fruit.
by Jane Cakemaster December 9, 2008
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