1 definition by Dan Is The Man
One of the greatest drivers in the history of auto racing. Driver of the #24 DuPont Chevrolet for Hendrick Motorsports in NASCAR's top series. A smart, well-respected champion who is disliked only by arrogant, redneck fans who are jealous because they aren't as rich, popular, or talented as Jeff Gordon.
Jeff is soon to be married to the gorgeous model Ingrid Vandebosch, yet there are plenty of retards out there who claim he is gay because they lack the intelligence and class to accept that NASCAR's greatest driver isn't from the South. These inbred hicks resort to moronic insults that are entirely false and illogical. Some say that the only Gordon bashers are those who are secretly homosexual themselves and afraid to come out of the closet, so they resort to namecalling in a weak attempt to cover up their own personal issues.
To sum it all up, anybody that calls Jeff Gordon a faggot is simply a waste of human life and overall a complete failure. Learn some respect and grow the fuck up, bitches.
Jeff is soon to be married to the gorgeous model Ingrid Vandebosch, yet there are plenty of retards out there who claim he is gay because they lack the intelligence and class to accept that NASCAR's greatest driver isn't from the South. These inbred hicks resort to moronic insults that are entirely false and illogical. Some say that the only Gordon bashers are those who are secretly homosexual themselves and afraid to come out of the closet, so they resort to namecalling in a weak attempt to cover up their own personal issues.
To sum it all up, anybody that calls Jeff Gordon a faggot is simply a waste of human life and overall a complete failure. Learn some respect and grow the fuck up, bitches.
Billy Joe: "Jeff Gordon is gay! His car used to have rainbows on it, that cock sucker!"
Dan: "He is sponsored by a paint company, dumbass. They picked the paint scheme, not him."
Billy Joe: "But he wins too much and the women love him, so he's gotta be queer! And he isn't a Southerner either, that fag! THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!"
Dan: "That makes no sense, you dumbshit. He was married to a beautiful woman, and is now marrying an even hotter woman."
Billy Joe: "I say he's gay, so he must be! GO JUNIOR!"
Dan: "Billy Joe, you are an insult to mankind. Do the world a favor and go fucking kill yourself."
Dan: "He is sponsored by a paint company, dumbass. They picked the paint scheme, not him."
Billy Joe: "But he wins too much and the women love him, so he's gotta be queer! And he isn't a Southerner either, that fag! THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!"
Dan: "That makes no sense, you dumbshit. He was married to a beautiful woman, and is now marrying an even hotter woman."
Billy Joe: "I say he's gay, so he must be! GO JUNIOR!"
Dan: "Billy Joe, you are an insult to mankind. Do the world a favor and go fucking kill yourself."
by Dan Is The Man November 2, 2006