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Goose By the Lake

An analogy or metaphor referring to women as golddiggers using geese. A goose will come up to you only if you have bread which it can eat. It will then leave when you run out of bread and go to another person with bread. A golddigger (woman) will go to a man only if he has money. If the man were to have a reversal of fortune (i.e job-loss, ect.) than that woman would leave that man and find another one with money.
Women are like those geese by the lake, they only want you if you have money.
Wow, you got screwed dude, that woman is a Goose By the lake.
Goose By the Lake by 3249230 August 2, 2009
Oh .... I goofed
Goofed by Dun Goofed June 8, 2016

shit through a goose 

Something that really gets into motion
very quickly or is lightening fast.ie
like shit through a goose.
His new set of wheels goes like like
shit through a goose.

Get the hell out of here or I'll call
security and you'll be out of here faster than shit through a goose!
shit through a goose by MADANGEL September 6, 2005

Goofed up 

Another way of saying i fucked up. (another way of saying: you done goofed)
1. Susan(drops box) Bob you done goofed.
2. Bob(drops box):i goofed up.
Goofed up by KINGJ345 October 16, 2014

cook your own goose 

To bring something upon yourself.
Aw, Kelsey, way to cook your own goose! All the vodka from last night gave you a terrible hangover.

Wow, Jim really cooked his own goose when he barebacked the Asian hooker on a trip to Tokyo. He got AIDS!
Devil incarnate. A direct relative of the dinosaurs. The most evil and devious being to ever roam the Earth, right after Adolf Hitler.
- Holy shit, this crazy goose almost killed me!
Goose by Gregory Swan June 2, 2020