Clapham Glove

(noun)

A Clapham Glove is often used to defend the male from notorious Sexually Transmitted Diseases often caught in Clapham following a Hinge or Tinder date. These diseases can include; Relationships, Second Dates and Clap.

The male should always be equipped with their own "Clapham Glove"

"Oh no, Jack is going on a Hinge date tonight, I hope he has packed an extra Clapham Glove"

by ClaphamGloveSS December 13, 2020

glove guy

A superhero with amazing gripping powers!

"Help! I can't open this Pickle Jar!"
"Don't worry, Glove Guy will help us!"

by Hyrox April 16, 2008

Silvah Glove

Person who attempts to be like Micheal Jackson

He a silvah glove, fo' shizzle.

by MJs#1Fan August 4, 2003

glove guilt

when you're working with sensitive materials (chemistry, food prep, biohzards, etc.) and you repeatedly fuck up when putting on/using your disposable gloves so that you go through half a box in 5 minutes and you feel guilty about wasting resources

"there would always be some residue that would sublime its way through the tape and so it would get on your gloves, and then your gloves would smell like it until you replace them, and after you replace your gloves like five times, you feel a bit of glove guilt, so this is another really annoying stupid compound"

- That Chemist, "Which chemical do I hate the most," 14:01

by k992 September 26, 2023

Glove Zone

Slang for Hands, used in a flexing way to bragged about your latest or current designer cops

five ring flex on my glove zone

by Daddy Lupin April 28, 2020

tainted glove

A used condom.

---Last night, in the dark, I stepped barefoot on my tainted glove, thrown carelessly upon the floor and forgotten about in the postcoital confusion.

---Eww.

by palabrajot October 12, 2010

curry glove

a washing up glove full of left over curry if u know what i mean.

yum a curry glove

by kadabah October 10, 2020