Glitter cricket

Also known as A city slicker or a person who makes you think they know what being country's like or to work on vehicles but to scared to get there hands or boots dirty.

Dont be a fucking glitter cricket..

by Notaglittlercricket April 1, 2020

Glitter Time

A condition experienced by some men on a monthly basis that may cause irritability, anxiety, depression, headache, and hissy fits. Comparable to menstruation in women.

"My husband threw a fit when I told him we weren't having meatloaf on Monday. I think he's on his Glitter Time."

by Unicornelious June 17, 2016

glitter ass

When a man or woman rubs his or her butt in glitter before sex.

Tom had his glitter ass ready for me last night.

by LeBaron Jame April 8, 2016

glitter wank

predominantely British term for a celebrated masturbation

what is marcus doing tonight... nothing he got him self some scented candles and is having a glitter wank.

by AGJ13 February 12, 2017

glitter punch

He act of cunt punching Ke$ha.

Harold was with Ke$ha until he glitter punched that bitch!

by Glitterbitch December 28, 2013

Mouth glitter

When a woman with braces smiles after a man blows a load on her mouth.

I was blinded by Peggy's mouth glitter.

by TopThree October 6, 2017

Glitter tampon

a way to put some pizzazz in your jazz

I used a glitter tampon and had to go straight to the hospital

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 22, 2020