Glazing

The act of sucking up to, idolizing, or otherwise entirely praising someone. Synonymous with meatriding, and dickriding

Person 1: dude did you read the Invincible comic where Conquest goes back to Thragg?
Person 2: yeah, what did he say exactly?
Person 1: “forgive me sire, for I have failed you my liege”
Person 2: wow, two honorifics in one sentence, the glazing is immaculate!

by Competitive Masturbation September 7, 2025

Glazing the Hobbit

The act of popping on a dwarfs chest while ejaculating on their face.

After a tough day at work Javier needed to relieve some stress. He decided Glazing the Hobbit with Mahoney would do the trick.

by HarryBalz November 24, 2025

chode glazing

when a man waits for his jizz to glaze over his chode and then has a women lick it off

brett: hey spencer check it out im chode glazing
spencer: sick dude can i taste it!

by bal_zak March 8, 2010

Oil Glazing

Topping a dessert with a woman's cum. See Jizz Topping for when it's a man's.

His cupcakes seemed rather boring still gave it an oil glazing.

by MeLicksalot November 11, 2014

Pro-gaying

Pro-gaying is heavily influenced by the procrastinating and professionalism. To pro-gay means to establish a beautiful mixture of fun and business, usually including big amounts of bourbon. It involves actively seeking out opportunities that minimizes work load and maximizes getting your dick sucked. Pro-gayers are known to commonly buy houses and stock them with twinks which of whom they hope to stuff with bourbon and semen. It takes a skilled liver to determine just the right amount of bourbon to convince the twinks that anal tearing is in fact enjoyable. At the same time a true pro-gayer will hold a 9-5 job where he is paid a very good salary while working no more than an hour per day.

Asian boy: I got so pro-gayed last week that I couldn't sit down for 4 days. After the pro-gayer said "Show me your penis" 420 times, the force simply became too strong and I could do nothing but give in. His pro-gaying was on point that night.

by honestlyhonesty August 4, 2017

shower glazing

When the male ejaculates in the shower and the women steps on it.

Bae just stepped in my shower glazing, fell and hit her head.

by Crambo117 October 6, 2018

Knutting gaying

Knutting gaying is a difficult sexual position

I was knutting gaying my wife yesterday

by Poko251 December 10, 2019