The Funky Carl

The Funky Carl the act of cumming in a gay man and then treating him to a five star dinner. After the dinner it is essential to immediately shove a tennis ball right up his arse and then shove a potato up your own arse. Finally, you MUST beat your meat to James Charles while calmly whispering, "Hump me like Sandusky" into a gay man's ear.

I did the Funky Carl last night with my buddy and now my arse is sore.

by shamorie February 26, 2020

Big_Funky

The biggest chad ever, he has a huge shlong and makes the best videos on youtube

"Have you heard of Big_Funky before?"
"Oh yeah hes a chad"
"Totally, im so horny for him rn"

by Zemby_7 November 29, 2022

The clam’s a little funky

Reference to a smelly and or unclean vagina.

Not tonight babe. The clam’s a little funky.

She pulled down her panties and the smell..... well let’s just say the clam’s a little funky.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Funky Trance

A new genre of trance that add funky beats in trance, this genre known in a night club in indonesia.

Funky Hydrotrance - Dj Rezia

by Dony aka Dj Rezia July 21, 2003

Funky's Law

The longer a discussion of any issue continues, the likelihood of the issue of Jesus and Salvation being brought up increases.

We were having a nice discussion about baseball when Fred invoked Funky's Law and noted that nobody can be truly safe without redemption through our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.

by Sancho Baio September 29, 2009

funky spunky monkey

the funky spunky monkey is the act where a big bold black jazz artist slams his girl in a funky calm way and then ejaculates inside her vagina

girl : did you just funky spunky monkey?

guy: yeee gal, right in yo puss ( he says in a jazzy sound )

girl : omg you're so thoughtful

by jakesweg May 21, 2016

Funky Friday

It rhymes but it was used in the last 80s and 90s. It's so popular that even Roblox has that name.

• some guy sleeping over there •: Today is a funky friday. songs are epik

•some other guy•: You play Roblox?!?!?!?!?!?!

- Some guy sleeping over there, 2022

by The D*** God March 25, 2022