Functitious

Something functional that can only be described as being utterly funky. Something so delightfully awesome, only one word can describe it- functitious.

Dude... that chick's rack is totally functitious.

My god, that car is functitious.

Holy crap, that new slurpee is completely functitious.

by DaleLavine February 4, 2009

Functional Fucker

A person who fucks you hard for hours and then makes you food and drinks .

He's a functional fucker alright, after we had sex he made me a sandwich!

by Mrs Brak August 25, 2017

functional addict

An individual to spite of having a chemical dependency, is able to maintain a career, family setting, and functioning semi normally into society. Many of the times these individuals require their drugs in order to function in society.

Yes I'm strung out I fix many times a day but I live in a nice house I have a loving wife and my children never want for anything I am the most functional addict there is.

by LuckyDevil 777 December 28, 2017

functional irony

A form of irony in which aesthetic (design) and form (function) are intersubjective.

Exuded by a design or interface metaphor; a skeumorph; or a meme.

Memes exude (express) functional irony.

by sandraxine July 29, 2018

Functionally Hot

Being attractive by virtue of how one uses their body, usually physically. Not to be confused with being attractive because of one's build.

Josh: To be honest, Alina Zagitova isn't really my type.
Jerry: Sure, but you should see her skate. She's functionally hot!

by DMTeen November 25, 2020

Functuate

Function and operate combined.

The way my mind functuates is insane.
Can you please functuate normally?

by JirkNasty702 January 11, 2021

Functioning crackhead

A crack head that does drugs and can still go to work, do school work, etc.

My uncle a functioning crackhead because he does crack and going to work.

by Breyy March 30, 2021