An act performed by a middle aged male when he shaves his own ass, testicles, and taint. Usually performed at the peak of of his mid life crisis when a Harley and tattoos are not enough.
by circle jerks March 16, 2010

(v.) The act of drinking straight out of a communal beverage container, usually a half-gallon or larger.
Originating from the popular 90s sitcom "Full House" in which DJ's boyfriend, Steve, was known to commit this act in the Tanner's kitchen, often aggravating Danny.
Originating from the popular 90s sitcom "Full House" in which DJ's boyfriend, Steve, was known to commit this act in the Tanner's kitchen, often aggravating Danny.
Rebecca: "All the cups are dirty, and I caught Steve full housin' our gallon of milk."
Jesse: "Dude, what an ass wipe"
Jesse: "Dude, what an ass wipe"
by Lafferty Daniel October 2, 2008

As soon as the girl got started shaving him down there his penis immediately became hard, not just a little bit—we’re talking full salute.
by Stteffannos October 19, 2010

When a womans vagina is shredded by a chode so bad that the asshole and the vagina become one massive hole.
by TheFullCresent April 17, 2011

Scottish Vernacular : Especially Glaswegian
Skin Full - referring to having consumed a large quantity of alcohol
Skin Full - referring to having consumed a large quantity of alcohol
by Peter Craig August 2, 2007

A big night on the piss and/or drugs, well beyond you limitations. When you go so hard and as a result you are rendered useless, incoherent and a nuisance to those around you by the care that you require. It often ends in injury and almost always in serious embarrassment (often evidenced by photographic or video evidence).
Hannah: Hey Jorge, Josh bought a new Kia Cerato on the weekend and went out and celebrated!
Jorge: Did he celebrate hard?
Hannah: Yeah, too hard; he went Full Martini and ended up in the Alfred Hospital.
Jorge: That's no good.
Hannah: He even had a crack at the nurses. He really shouldn't go Full Martini ever again, it never ends well. At least I got some photos of him wrapped around the toilet bowl in his jocks so we can pick shit off him forever.
Jorge: Did he celebrate hard?
Hannah: Yeah, too hard; he went Full Martini and ended up in the Alfred Hospital.
Jorge: That's no good.
Hannah: He even had a crack at the nurses. He really shouldn't go Full Martini ever again, it never ends well. At least I got some photos of him wrapped around the toilet bowl in his jocks so we can pick shit off him forever.
by Trolley Man October 29, 2019
