by Jonathan the OG Fruit Pimp August 18, 2016

When people are extremely judgmental of fruits and their appearances. They do not like imperfections of this fruit, and prefer smooth fruit, even when the fruit they are talking about is not naturally smooth.
Sarah: I can't STAND kiwi fur!
Me: But you don't even eat the fur...
Sarah: But it's still there !!!
Sarah: I can't stand peach fuzz either.
Sarah: And those seeds on the outside of strawberries...
Me: ....You have Fruit OCD.
True Story
Me: But you don't even eat the fur...
Sarah: But it's still there !!!
Sarah: I can't stand peach fuzz either.
Sarah: And those seeds on the outside of strawberries...
Me: ....You have Fruit OCD.
True Story
by Megz_:D June 8, 2012

by Wapple_Fishman December 29, 2020

Nilven: I'm leaving
Orlando: ~Immediatly follows him without a word~
Derrick: Look at him follow Nilven, kinda gay
Austin: Yeah, what a fruit-troop
Orlando: ~Immediatly follows him without a word~
Derrick: Look at him follow Nilven, kinda gay
Austin: Yeah, what a fruit-troop
by KillahKNG June 16, 2010

Waxy Fruit (noun) - a term used to describe a homosexual person who has not told anyone of his/her sexual orientation see in the closet
by Zooey Chazanovich March 28, 2010

1. This describes the process of a flattulence attempt, the result is a ball of hard fecal matter forcefully excreted from the anus, into your Lane Bryants... this will smell horrible. It is named this for it can only be performed by an overweight woman named Sally.
by Pedro Nunez June 5, 2009

by Ren_walker123 November 10, 2011
