frosted

noun. Means to be stoned or baked. Comes from the glazed-over appearance that most who are stoned portray.

The crowd at Denny's at 2am on a Saturday morning is usually pretty frosted.

by TransMayernik December 28, 2005

Frosted Proz

A slut who has frosted tips or bright blonde hair and streaks.

Frank:
dude look at that blonde bimbo! She is a total Frosted Proz!
Perry:
That's my mom.

by Frankietown April 29, 2009

Frosted Lettuce

A hairstyle favored by gay men and metrosexuals featuring highlighted or lightened tips, most often accompanied by copious quantaties of hair product.

Hey, I think that dude in the pink sweater with the frosted lettuce is gay!

by Heather G. and Jay L. December 28, 2008

shit frosted

someone smothered in shit

OMG she's been shit frosted by that damn cow

by icenate February 3, 2004

Chocolate-Frosted Meatballs

The male-version of a beef taco. To wit, the result of a man wiping back to front, resulting in poop smeared over his ballsack.

I just wiped back to front, and now I have chocolate-frosted meatballs. Why won't someone teach me how to wipe my ass properly?

by Chief_Chef February 4, 2010

emily marie frost

an awesomely rad-tastical roleplaying character more commonly known as "ami". created by jackie on july 17th, 2005, and kickin' ass ever since.
can be found on the roleplaying legacy, SHUFFLED-CLOCKS, as one of the characters in the soap opera, SHUFFLED LIVES. well-known to those who are actually somewhat spiffeh, and if you DON'T know her you're a douchebag.
she grows up to become a model for victoria's secret, and manages to come up with the slogan "think pink", due to her alarmingly bright pink hair.

jackie: "HEY HEY BITCHEZZ. emily marie frost rocks yo' socks, mmkay?"
tara: "psshaw. YOU KNOW IT."
the eggman: "HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL..."
ami: "TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAAAAAAAAR!"

by jackie ! October 6, 2008

Frosted Turd

The sperm-covered feces expelled from the anus immediatley following butt sex.

Sweet dude, I just took a frosted turd.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 24, 2008