falafel

A large, fast bowel movement characterized by making a 'falafel' sound upon exiting the anus. This usually occurs after eating a large amount of fiber.

"After eating that bowl of Bran Flakes I dropped a huge falafel."
"Dude, you're the Falafel King."

by JP Sun September 24, 2008

Falafel

Eating lettuce and/or tomato out of a woman's snatch (the lips of the vagina being the pita-like bread).

Anthoni: He gave you a what?!
Nora: ...A falafel *blushes*
*Anthoni runs home and wanks off*

by Coocootrain July 17, 2009

falafleshed

to feel a males reproductive organ brush against you. Either clothed or un-clothed.

''dude i felt that dudes wang brush against me as he squeezed passed me in the line for the toilet''. ''i've just falafleshed''. or '' he likes to to be falafleshed in the bedroom''

by the real Sweet-a-bix March 16, 2010

Falacious

Good, like a blow job

Man, that clam bisque was falacious

by J Mo D September 13, 2010

devil's falafel

When a man puts his balls in a girls vagina

Dude last night I gqve my girlfriend a devil's falafel.

by crippledkid June 19, 2014

Falaq

falaq is the name of Donald trumps secret wife who lives in the Himalayas.

Ewwww is that a falaq I see... oh wait it's a toad.. never mind guyssss

by Fizzbizz February 12, 2017

falafel

lady parts, namely the clitoris

he seasoned my falafel with his man sauce this evening

by Ameskie January 5, 2010