the act of lubing up a gopher and sliding it across a polished floor with the aim of getting a hole in one ( someones anus )
by midget gopha December 17, 2014
Get the gopher lotionmug. While magical fellatio is being blessed upon your girls mouth she suddenly takes a deep breath gasping for the air she has surrendered for your pleasure upon climax ultimately launching your baby gravy into the deepest bowels of her lungs.
Dude, gave Kim a wicked batch of lung lotion last night. She kept coughing up cum bubbles, we laughed, I kicked her out.
by ITG11 July 7, 2016
Get the Lung Lotionmug. by castnblast June 27, 2024
Get the throat lotionmug. by lotion_god October 11, 2022
Get the lotion bowlingmug. when a male's parents leave for multiple hours and the male decides that he wants to jack off. He thus finds lotion to use which in turn makes his session last longer and feel better. it usually takes a night because the first go around was so great he decides to go a second or third time.
what did you do last saturday night
it was not saturday night it was lotion night
oh...what movie did they see
it was not saturday night it was lotion night
oh...what movie did they see
by lotion night every night March 10, 2012
Get the lotion nightmug. by Sab´vea June 7, 2017
Get the big baby lotionmug. a nigha who hellaaaaa retarded, somehow has reverse down syndrome and has like an odd amount of toes on his feet
by hectorodee December 22, 2023
Get the Austin Lotionmug.