The one friend of every group who is always down to party. A kobe tang often does not keep promises to you because he is always partying. Another common trait is the kobe tang likes to lead people on to believe that there will be a party...
Often ends in failure
Often ends in failure
Jacob: Yo kobe tang, wanna party?
Kobe Tang: Sure, let's party.
Andrew: Are you sure, kobe tang
Kobe Tang: No.
Kobe Tang: Sure, let's party.
Andrew: Are you sure, kobe tang
Kobe Tang: No.
by Twinkies Are Delicious August 25, 2011
Get the kobe tangmug. When you check into a cheap motel, always check the bed sheets for kobe stains or else you're going to have to call house keeping to change the sheets.
by Will A. June 23, 2005
Get the kobe stainsmug. august 24th being 8/24 which are the numbers that he wore, this day is to honor him and if u have his jersey then to support and wear it on this day💔fly high
by @madmax1110 on snap January 26, 2020
Get the Kobe Daymug. A precocious basketball player who came to the NBA in 1996, plays to this day for the LA Lakers, has been to 7 championships and won 5, two of them without Shaquille O´neal. In the summer of 2003, he was accused of rape, but was found innocent of rape and guilty of adultery. In my opinion, the 2nd best player next to Michael Jordan.
by david faustino September 22, 2012
Get the Kobe Bryantmug. kobe whistle happens when the referees are calling unreasonable fouls on defenders who are guarding a superstar basketball player e.g. Kobe, James, McGrady etc.
by Sysonpyh December 17, 2008
Get the kobe whistlemug. 1.) When Kobe is doing work and his teammates are watching history being made instead of helping him out.
2.) when someone is watching you get some from a girl. It is also known as being a creeper and is ashamed upon.
often happens in the movie theater
see peeping tom
2.) when someone is watching you get some from a girl. It is also known as being a creeper and is ashamed upon.
often happens in the movie theater
see peeping tom
Announcer: "kobe pulls up for three, misses grabs his rebound looks for an open teammate but there all staring at him like zombies, pulls up for another three and drains it!!"
Mike: "what was your favorite part of the movie shannon?"
Shannon:(awkwardly laughs)
Chris: "are you trying to imply she wasnt watching the movie and was making out with Jim?!?"
Mike: (nervously) "No of course not"
Chris: "Stop Kobe watching kid!"
Mike: "what was your favorite part of the movie shannon?"
Shannon:(awkwardly laughs)
Chris: "are you trying to imply she wasnt watching the movie and was making out with Jim?!?"
Mike: (nervously) "No of course not"
Chris: "Stop Kobe watching kid!"
by that one guyyyyy June 15, 2010
Get the Kobe Watchingmug. The turd tide-line residing on one's (typically but not excluded to) index finger after having been removed from one's or A.N.Other's anus.
- "If you liked it, then you should've put a ring on it."
- "Are you forgetting the Kobe Doughnut?"
- "That's not just a bad paint job you're looking at on the toilet walls..."
- "Whoa - that's like, Kobe Doughnuts drawn with, like, Kobe Doughnuts!"
- "Yeah..."
- "Are you forgetting the Kobe Doughnut?"
- "That's not just a bad paint job you're looking at on the toilet walls..."
- "Whoa - that's like, Kobe Doughnuts drawn with, like, Kobe Doughnuts!"
- "Yeah..."
by dirtyChef November 25, 2013
Get the Kobe Doughnutmug.