1) (v.) To blow smoke up one's ass.
2) (n.) Someone who blows smoke up their ass for person gain or advancement.
2) (n.) Someone who blows smoke up their ass for person gain or advancement.
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Get the magic flute mug.Dianna Troy: ...and what happened.
Dr. Crusher: I played with Picard's flute.
Data: I asked the Captain if I could play with his flute, but he gave me a funny look.
Dr. Crusher and Dianna Troy: -Chuckles-
Data: I don't get it
Dr. Crusher: I played with Picard's flute.
Data: I asked the Captain if I could play with his flute, but he gave me a funny look.
Dr. Crusher and Dianna Troy: -Chuckles-
Data: I don't get it
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Person 1: "Woah! That's a giant flute! Is it an alto flute, or a bass flute?"
Person 2: "Neither. It's a contrabass flute!"
Person 2: "Neither. It's a contrabass flute!"
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Randall: “Yo, G. I’m tryna get boofed after school.
Gary: “Hell yeah bro, come hop in my whip after class and play the zoot flute with me.
Gary: “Hell yeah bro, come hop in my whip after class and play the zoot flute with me.
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