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Isn't that a pretty flower?
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Flower Mound, Texas

Named for the ironic large mound of flowers found in the middle town.
Most homes range from $250,000 to above $25,000,000. Some of the most luxurious neighborhoods in Texas preside here; like Chateau Du Lac, Pointe Noble, Emerald Bay, Wichita Trail, Tour 18, Diamond Belle, and the Adam's Estates (just to name a few). It is said that parents' are under much pressure to "keep up with the Jones'" in this town.

The kids tend to be VERY spoiled and extremely snobby & bratty. Teens at the high schools drive nicer cars than teachers. Flower Mound HS is placed as one of the best high schools in the US, with intelligent kids and an excellent staff. Flower Mound HS is also know for its astonishing theatre program, world famous FMHS Marching Band, the Orchestra, choir, high quality sports program, and home to the highly acclaimed Flower Mound High School Rosettes Drill Team.

Flower Mound is also home to Marcus High School, also an excellent school that is known for it's exceptional athletic program. The academics at the school are also very recognizable. While not as prestigious as its rival Flower Mound HS, Marcus is still better than most in the area, even in Texas.

Each year, the FMHS and MHS football teams have the annual "Mound Showdown." Due to the popularity of this game, it is usually played at Cowboy's Stadium or at a nicer college stadium, like SMU.
Where do you live?
Flower Mound, Texas!
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pluck her flower

when a girl loses her virginity
Person A: "My girlfriend let me pluck her flower last night"
Person B: "No way! She was a virgin? If I'd known, I'd have plucked her flower ages ago!"
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mexican flower

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hair flopper

one who has sex, and bounces so much that her hair starts to flop up and down
Dude, she was a hair flopper.

I'm going to make her hair flop around like crazy tonight.
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Flower

The Vagina but for quirky Christian girls.
Nick: "Damn, this ice cream is so smooth and creamy."
Ryn: "Almost as much as my flower"
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Flower metal

Flower metal is a term of ridicule applied to power metal. Since power metal itself can cover a broad range of styles, from Manowar's aggressive and loud war anthems to Power Quest's keyboard-saturated melodies, flower metal can be used to specify metal such as the latter.

Flower metal's label can extend well into progressive metal territory.

The term shares some characteristics with flowery language, such as being characteristically over the top and pompous. Other allusions made by the term include the statistically significant number of modern-day hippies which comprise the music's performers and audience, the often bright and colourful images portrayed by the lyrics and tone (although this is certainly not universal) and the delicacy of the compositions, which often interleave and overlap many different instruments and effects like petals, sometimes even whole orchestras.

The term, from an opposite-to-deflowered perspective, may also refer to the vocalists, who's vocal ranges often go as high as prepubescent boys' and young girls' (as well as being high due to the hippy nature of the material).

Seen from a mathematical perpective, the flower content of a song is proportional the the factorial of the product of the frequency of the vocals f, the song length l, the order of complexity O of the percussion, the standard deviation w of the instruments from those of the average metal band, the exponential of the ridiculousness r of the subject matter and the number of solos s. This relationship is expressed in the song's Kai factor where:

K = (flOwe^rs)!

To obtain the complete floweryness of a song also requires knowing the vocal noise level n, the year in which the lyrics are set y, the number of issues the song attempts to preach p and the total number of instruments used I. This gives an overall flower value:

F(song) = (pIK*cosh(y - present_year))/n

Flower metal can be mixed with water to produce Flower oxide, which can then be baked into Oxybread. Consuming this makes one an oxymoron, requiring a steady dose of antioxidants to become a moron. Morons can be annihilated by their antiparticle the lesson.

IMPORTANT: Flower metal is not to be confused with Fhigher metal!
Alice has her flower metal playing again, I can hear the digeridoos from here.

I am sorry, your song does not contain enough dragons and/or robots to be labelled flower metal.

Look at that hippy with his long hair, his guide to Bash and his flower metal.
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