by lsbisme June 30, 2009
Dried, typically flakey, cum or come on an individual(s) body after ejaculation. They are common on hair and renown for the inability to wash/remove them on first attempt.
by RobertoGville April 23, 2008
Someone who skillfully and willfully escapes pre-existing plans with friends or associates (see flake). Able to wriggle out of plans no matter how soon the event approaches with a perfectly sound excuse. Also characterized by the tendency of a person to ignore phone calls or text messages close to the time of said plans.
"Krystal and i were supposed to go bowling last night, but she didn't return any of my calls or texts. What a flake artist!"
"Stephanie said she would hang with us tonight. You think she is still coming?" "Hell no, she has pulled a flake artist on us!"
"Stephanie said she would hang with us tonight. You think she is still coming?" "Hell no, she has pulled a flake artist on us!"
by Rob TheBeast May 19, 2009
When pouring milk on cereal, the milk bounces off the flakes at the wrong angle spilling everywhere.
by CBH February 12, 2008
"Where'd Jake go? I thought you guys said you were gonna blaze?"
"We did, but then he pulled a Bake and Flake"
"We did, but then he pulled a Bake and Flake"
by Bryan Sanson January 25, 2008
Unstable, uncertain, unreliable, noncommital.
"Dude said he'd call me tonight, but he's so FLAKY, I doubt it."
"Gal promised to pick me up from work, but she's such a FLAKE, she'll probably leave me stranded."
"Gal promised to pick me up from work, but she's such a FLAKE, she'll probably leave me stranded."
by Sherie August 18, 2005
A derogatory term for a female who not only whines like a motha fucka but is extrmely unreliable in all situations; A female who is forced in the middle of the back seat of a car to aliviate the homophobia in a cock infested car. Usually associated with nasty band girls.
by Sebastian and Amanda May 11, 2006