Freestyle Standing

What one does when they are too drunk to engage in normal standing. Characterized by odd, often gravity defying moves, while at least one foot remains firmly planted

Man, last night Rose came home from the PTO so trashed on Mad Dog that she was in the freestyle standing championships.

by 1veryangrybuddhist March 2, 2011

FreeStyleZ Dungeon Tan

See. *Dungeon Tan*

Extreme Tanning or yellowing of the skin often due to staying inside, Playing xbox usually MW2. Often mistaken for being Chinese.

Mark has been inside all year off school adding to his 45days on his Modern warfare 2 playing time. (MW2)

FreeStyleZ Dungeon Tan Aka Aqua FZ Tan

Dildo Obsessive Man.

by M00P: September 24, 2011

freesies

Objects received for free (from sweepstaking, extreme couponing, closeout sales, checkout samples, or anything of the like) up for grabs by anyone in or with relation to the family such as: college students, good-for-nothing family members (can possibly still be college students), and general moochers. Usually include, but not limited to, unnecessary amounts of toiletries or cleaning products, but can also include anything as extravagant as vacations, cars, or bathrobes. Often these items are received without consent in regards to color, size, model, or type.

My mom wins me and my roommate a bunch of freesies.

by adrianatianadiadema November 23, 2011

freesnaking

allowing the penis to hang freely under trousers without jocks

Mick Jagger was a specialist at freesnaking in

tight jeans

by Crakkatack January 3, 2012

freesting

Making a meal or a snack from free samples offered at a supermarket.

As in "I don't count calories carbs/sugar/fat from freesting at Whole Foods." "H Mart is freesting sushi today." "I got drunk from freesting the wine at Trader Joes."

by homedespot December 31, 2013

freesource

Free + resource; this is an asset that you may acquire for free. It could be a book, a tutorial, a set of icons, and pretty much anything that can help you in some way (for free).

I wanted to charge for my makeup tutorial, but now I just want people to read it. I'll publish it as a freesource and hope people check it out.

by sisedi December 6, 2015

freesnapper

An animal that will bite at you without being provoked, mostly referring to dogs though

"Joe's dog is pretty cute, can I pet him?" "I wouldn't, he's a freesnapper and might bite you"

by Bones2887 September 24, 2017