Two finger tap dance

A rhythmic form of vaginal stimulation involving the pointer and middle finger. This can be performed on ones self or done to a willing partner. While this may be used to refer to the simple act of fingering, it more specifically describes a palm upwards technique. This approach differs from the standard "come hither" goto g-spot stimulater by way of independent finger movement.

ex 1 : Ralph: "She was like going to explode when I was giving her the two finger tap dance."

ex 2: Joe: "Aww man Susie said she just wanted to stay in and chill alone tonight."
Robert: "Ohh dude don't worry she probably just has to do the ol two finger tap dance."

ex 3: Dan: "Sometimes I question if my partner enjoys the two finger tap dance."

by Stickyfingwrs February 16, 2010

finger mopping

Cleaning the anus by rubbing it in a back and forth circular motion with the tip of the middle finger and slipping the finger tip in a few times no more than nail deep. Typically performed in the shower.

I used be worried about my freshness before getting butt banged but since I have a high fiber diet my doctor suggested a light finger mopping instead of douching.

by Brien2 January 17, 2011

Finger Turner

An eBook that is exciting to read and hard to put down.

I need ice for my finger. I was e-reading a Stephen King book last night --- it was so good,I couldn't put it down. It's a real Finger Turner

by jbbruce001 April 18, 2011

finger porking

Finger porking is the phrase given to the act of being penetrated with fingers.

Girl1: what did you do on the weekend?

Girl2: oh, I was just finger porking myself all day .

by Dan and Harry PLC September 29, 2013

finger ride

(v.) When a dude straight up let’s a chic ride his finger as though it’s his erect penis so as to provide stimulation. Often the gentleman may allow said female to ride his finger whilst still fully clothed.

He gave me the best finger ride, I managed to cum in less than 2 minutes

by Alex Frank Smith May 29, 2018

finger therapy

Slang for giving someone the finger and the immediate healing this physical and emotional release provides.

I knew that we were definitely done as I heard him yelling at me again so I gave myself a much-needed dose of good ol’ finger therapy!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2020

Figetsexual

An extremely distrespectful thing to the lgbtq+ community as these people think they are part of the lgbtq+ community just because they are attracted to figets....

'im figetsexual'
'eww get away from me'

by Truefacttttssss January 30, 2021