Fattist

Someone who dislikes fat people, their whining, their medical problems and their excuses.
The tax payer supports their fat asses giving them no incentive to do anything about it, though why they care to stay that way no one knows.
Fact : Most people are fat because they are greedy and or lazy. I know this because I too used to be fat - then I got sick of my own whining and did something about it.
Fact: It is going to be made an 'offense' to call anyone 'fat' or 'obese'. Okay, let's not be honest and tip-toe around the problem - that should help.

'Wow! Look how fat that guy is!'
'Hey! Don't say that, that's rude you fattist!'

by Lyricalgangsta December 14, 2012

Felting

The act of stroking another person's pubic hair, as one would pet an animal.

"Did you get laid last night?"
"Naw, I started felting her, but she stopped me."

by Raylan Givens August 28, 2012

Fatting

When you're at a café or restaurant etc and you and your friend(s) sit there for hours eating even though you're not hungry cuz you've got nothing better to do.

A bunch of friends have been at a café Afro about 4 hours and have eaten a pizza,ice cream,cake, pastries,chips and are waiting on an order of cannoli are fatting

by Binta_schiyade July 31, 2015

Fertile

A term used when describing a good looking person.

“Damn bro, she looks mad fertile”

by Paperhands June 4, 2023

Fattifying

A fattening but satisfying food.

Should I have that cake? It's so fattifying!

by McVicarrr February 25, 2010

Fertid

Feeling crabby and anxious.

OMG, my mom totally just dissed on me, couldn't she tell by the tear rolling down my moist cheek that i was totally fertid today when tommy told me that i looked staypuffed.

by Staypuffmarshmallowman November 22, 2009

fattiquette

the act of minimizing your fat jokes/snides/sneers/commentary around your fat friends/coworkers

you have really bad fattiquette, you admitted to being a fattist in front of a fattie

by jesuiscoco January 8, 2010