by Nathan March 29, 2005
The large amount of shit still adhered to your asscrack or what may seep out after taking a massive dump, even though you were sure you sufficiently wiped to cleanliness.
This condition is noticed when you all the sudden feel massively crusty down there, and usually means you must re-enter the bathroom to tidy up.
This condition is noticed when you all the sudden feel massively crusty down there, and usually means you must re-enter the bathroom to tidy up.
Boss: "Why did you go to the bathroom again? You were just in there for 20 minutes."
You: "Sorry boss, I had a bad case of fecal afterbirth"
You: "Sorry boss, I had a bad case of fecal afterbirth"
by Shazzbozz July 08, 2010
Fecal Dick was is a NJ-based satirical punk/hardcore/experimental band that formed in 2009, featuring screeching, brash female vocals and whammy-excessive electric guitar. Fecal Dick is notorious for its references to widely-known commercials and viral internet videos such as Tourette's Guy, Disney eggs, the Double-Pits to Chesty Axe commercial, the Taco Bell Diet, the "Garbage Day" video, and Mountain Dew. A few of their songs include "Mountain Douche", "It's Not Chocolate", and "Turd Surfin' USA"
by shitstain4 April 16, 2010
1) A term for evaporate feces which becomes an airborne matter when excreted from the anus in the form of gas.
2) A term used by comedian Dane Cook to describe the polluted air released from a fart.
2) A term used by comedian Dane Cook to describe the polluted air released from a fart.
Jason: "I just farted. Treadstone alert!"
Nate: "That's freakin' gross! I don't want to breath in your fecal flakes!"
Nate: "That's freakin' gross! I don't want to breath in your fecal flakes!"
by Nathan Rowell April 26, 2007
a fecal-dildo is to shit into a condom and put it in the freezer, there for frezzing it solid you should be able to insert it into your vagina or if gay into your ass as a masterbation tool. or of a female homo make 2and insert one in pussy and one in ass. once becomeing soft form back into shape and place back into the freezer for next use.
by asia July 12, 2004
The art of removing a shower head from a shower and then defecating into it. The shower head is then returned so that the person or partner can then shower in the liquid faeces !
by Bulb November 04, 2003
After Dirk ate 4 steaks, and 3 potatoes, he gave birth to a fecal fetus that broke the toilet.
I like that man over there i want to give him a fecal fetus.
I like that man over there i want to give him a fecal fetus.
by demtris October 01, 2006