faux fucking

The act of putting one half of a double ended dildo in one's pant leg while penetrating a woman's vagina with the other end.

At Mike's bachelor party things really got crazy when the stripper pulled out the double ended dong and forced mike to start faux fucking her in front of everyone.

by bachelor_party_expert January 30, 2009

faux sex

dry sexing, rubbing, humping in the crotchal reigon

Maida was faux sexing last night with Michael Cera in his movie trailer.

by Merdo January 20, 2009

faux-bo

A person that pretends/poses as a hobo while begging for money on a street corner.

That faux-bo on the corner is such a scammer!

by StacyKirby January 14, 2011

Faux Foning

Pretending to talk on the phone, send or receive text messages, when one feels shy, bored, left out, or does not want to talk to someone. This may also extend to include the use of Apps and Social Media. The Faux Foner is often attempting to seem more popular in the situation.

A person is Faux Foned when some one else pretend to use their phone in order to avoid talking to them.

He was talking all kinds of shit, and was really starting to annoy me... I faux foned that my dog was in the hospitall, and got the hell out of there.

No one was talking to me at the party so I was Faux Foning, when this really hot guy came up to me!

by Flyboi1980 July 17, 2011

Faux-Moon

A honey moon without marriage, or a vacation solely for the purpose of having sex.

-"Hey Brenda, would you like to go on a faux-moon with me."

-"Sure Bob, I love going on vacations and having tons of sex."

by RioDer December 21, 2008

faux teen

A thirty-something actor who plays a teenager on TV.

Dylan McKay is such a faux teen on 90210.

by Mandalina October 30, 2006

Faux gars

A geek/nerd that thinks that he knows everything but infact is a looser.

Robert is a faux gars, he is the master faux gars

elie a un faux chat

by Mabsout? March 27, 2005