farmingdale

a town in which after destoying the rival town of Massapequa, go home and fuck Pequa's women

After Farmingdale won the Nassau County Chanpionship, they went home and ran train on the Massapequa cheerleaders.

by kiefer March 20, 2005

antique farming eqipment

an old black man sitting at an bar, cotton picker slave

hey tony look at that antique farming eqipment sitting at the bar.

by swap donkey November 21, 2011

farming simulator 2013

A game almost entirely based on getting tractors stuck in trees and glued together, there is no escape from the magnetism of other tractors. Some of the main aims of the game is to actually figure out how to feed cows and/or carry a refrigerator with a front loader. Oh, also there's something to do with planting seeds. I think you also have to harvest them.

Person 1: I just found a game in the bin!
Person 2: what game?
Person 1: Farming Simulator 2013
Person 2: why does that not surprise me?

by resoplast February 14, 2015

cock famine

when theres no penis to be obtained by the female gender.

there is a cock famine up in here

by darrel murphy July 22, 2007

farmingdale

A town comprised of many males who aspire to nothing but sports. Even though the entire school is obsessed with sports such as Football and Lacrosse, farmingdalers have something to show for it. No matter how much Massapequa may think they are better than farmingdale in such said sports... they..sadly are NOT. Proven so after Farmingdale took home the LI Championships in football.

No matter how much Massapequa wishes they were better FARMINGDALE WILL ALWAYS KICK ASS IN ALL GAMES AGAINST THEM.

by Jbean July 1, 2005

Farmington

A town where "sessay" lesbians reside.

male + farmington = lonely
female + farmington = rape

by ChingDynasty September 1, 2005

Famingling

Touchy feely. Close to making out.

Girl 1:Hey did you see that one couple?
Girl 2: The ones that are famingling?

Girl: OMG! Did you see Robert with that one girl?
Girl 2: What were they doing?
Girl 1: Famingling!!
Girl 2: Oh shit and he has a girlfriend!

by MightyGabi February 4, 2009