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excuse my french

Please excuse my subsquent phrasing. Normally suffixed by 'but', as in Ferris Bueller, circa 1986, "Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."
Excuse my french, but I'm so fucking lame I can't even quote John Hughes films right.
by September 5, 2003
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Excuse me What the Fuck

A term used by people to describe displeasure or discomfort. It is correctly used while your right hand is in front of your face at chin height, with an open palm facing towards you with all fingers straight, and your left doing the same except higher and further forward.
"I'm sorry Kenneth, I forgot to buy you a Bionicle."
Kenneth: "Excuse me what the fuck?"

"Sorry Anthony, your Wizard 101 account has been banned."
Anthony: "Excuse me what the fuck?"
by Shrek Bin Laden August 28, 2018
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Foreign Exclusion

When people don't want you to listen to their conversation, so they start talking in a language you don't understand.
Did you ask her how she got it?" "No, she pulled a Foreign Exclusion on me.
by adiz97 April 25, 2011
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excuses are like asses

phrase used by "hip" gym and history teachers. "excuses are like asses"... if the coach is particularly bright, he will finish the phrase: "excuses are like asses, everyones got one and they all stink"
"But coach - i have a good reason!!"

"excuses are like asses billy... like asses!"
by Jake Jarmel May 21, 2004
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Exclusive

Referring to a closed or private party, but wanting to use a clever word to sound smart. Mostly used by spoiled children who watched "Gossip Girl."
Yaaa...I kinda alreaday told ya....mai partay ez Exclusive.
by itsChadWarden May 3, 2009
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Exclusive

only little bitches agree to this. gives a man/woman exclusive rights to pork your junk, but they don't have to admit they are associated with you in public. sucks to suck.
why doesn't he take her out in public?" "because they're only exclusive
by PrincessSaucyDiamondPants February 26, 2011
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exclusives

exclusives (see jumpoff, jump off)are things that just came out especially air ones or jordans but it can be anything hot really.
where you get them jeans from? those sum exclusives.
by dtowngurl84 March 29, 2009
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