Evolutionist

There's no such thing as an "evolutionist". There are creationists, and people too smart to be creationists.

Creationist: Are you an evolutionist?
Real person: *walks away

by 3dblack February 12, 2018

emological

Something that would otherwise be considered illogical to non-emo people is logical in the "emo" sense. e.g, cutting your wrists.

Man, that kid was being totally emological when he traded his XBOX for a record player.

by Tim Sath June 11, 2006

evol

(adj.) When you call someone evil in a playful manner, usually to a friend.

"you're so evol! kekekeke skeet-skeet wafflez"

by guitarkitty September 17, 2005

ARK Survival Evolved

A great game that has an amazing open world experience with dinosaurs. Only true PC Master Race members can experience and not the wannabes who only watch hentai and porn all day that hate on it.

ARK Survival Evolved is better than your stupid school hentai game!

by Thomas The Dank Engine 2 May 4, 2018

Evolve

The art of hitting of random dogs, trying to get paid for vehicle damages and receiving a cease and decist in return.

Did you hear? Manny totally evolved and the dog owner is still laughing his ass off all over town about it!

by Kingpin Bowler July 27, 2010

evolution

Something that "$LAYER" and other religous people continue to deny in incredibly lame fashion.

Billy: "Why don't people realize religion is obsolete and misleading?"
Me: "Because people are stupid and they don't understand thee concept of evolution."

by jake jackson December 30, 2005

evoli

evoli is an awesome pokemon that can evolve into seven other forms, all another type.

Can u adapt to other things?
-yeah im like evoli!

by coralsee July 17, 2012