by coralsee July 13, 2012
by Kwinten September 1, 2009
EVOLI \ ee-voh-lee\
Definition: A quintet hailing from McHenry, IL, with a list of musical influences so long, that attempts to classify the band’s genre often result in injury.
Origin: Childhood friends and the founding members, Annie and Jeff, birthed Evoli when they put their musical talents together eventually producing their EP, Fight or Flight and first album, Wake up. Over the years the duo had gone through many member line-up changes until they stumbled upon this formula with Brian, Kauri, and Jeremy that seemed to fit oh-so nicely. Following the release of Evoli’s Big, Black & Beautiful Record, Annie went on to pursue her other passions and Evoli adopted local songstress Dakotah Rose to complete the beautiful transformation into the suburban super-group that it is today.
Definition: A quintet hailing from McHenry, IL, with a list of musical influences so long, that attempts to classify the band’s genre often result in injury.
Origin: Childhood friends and the founding members, Annie and Jeff, birthed Evoli when they put their musical talents together eventually producing their EP, Fight or Flight and first album, Wake up. Over the years the duo had gone through many member line-up changes until they stumbled upon this formula with Brian, Kauri, and Jeremy that seemed to fit oh-so nicely. Following the release of Evoli’s Big, Black & Beautiful Record, Annie went on to pursue her other passions and Evoli adopted local songstress Dakotah Rose to complete the beautiful transformation into the suburban super-group that it is today.
by youshouldahadaV8 November 26, 2011
A spartan training used to toughen their soldiers. Literally means, "I love anal" backwards. This derived from a military high school when reading a book about the Spartans. Done solely to piss off their teacher and somehow managed to be on the following quizzes because he thought it was legit. Like a fool, he didn't double check.
Lana Evoli is the manliest of activities, like it really bonds people together.
The Spartans practiced Lana Evoli to assert dominance.
The Spartans practiced Lana Evoli to assert dominance.
by scoopthapoop October 9, 2018