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Evolution

is a mystery
Evolution is a mystery
by belmont836 October 20, 2018
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Evolsi

Evolsi is the concept of an evolving love that derives from an authentic place where two individuals become one entity all while joining their hearts mind body and soul.
Her Evolsi is why she is so pure and why I am so fond of her.
by The most interesting man October 7, 2020
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Elol

When something is annoying, stupid, and especially unfunny.
John: "The N-word!"
Susan: "Elol I get the reference!"
by Hattori16 November 29, 2020
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Evolutionary Masculinity Theory

The theory that posits men can solve any challenge set before them by utilizing one of two fundamental, evolutionary paradigms. These paradigms are as follows: 1) The man can overcome any obstacle by pounding his way out and 2) what cannot be pounded out can be sexualized.
The alpha females were oppressing the beta males. When the beta males failed to overcome the female through poundage, they engaged in sexualizing their own inferiority by embracing their own cuckoldage. Thence, the alpha females submitted to the Evolutionary Masculinity Theory and lost their will to oppress, thus perpetuating the Inferior Female Theory.
by zeezer43 July 17, 2021
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Evolluted

Evolluted- evo-lute-ed
Deprived from the word evolution, evolve, evolving, evolved.

Unlike the word evolute, evolluted means evolved in the past tense. Its practically just "evolved" but with a fancier term used.

Evolluted in a sentence would be something like this-
"Sally was talking about the evolluted species of corn from years ago."

In pretense evolluted becomes evoluten(ev-o-loo-tin), which is used in sentences to describe something that will evolve eventually.
Evolluted "Corn was an evolluted species from years ago."

Evoluten "I expect the dog to become an evoluten in the near future.
by Sandflower December 21, 2021
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evlos

A name for a guy.
I am actually named evlos
Oi evlos
Whats up bro
by ypkiasg6969 May 18, 2023
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The most powerful roast of all time. Unlike the others, this can only be used when all other resources are exhausted; it does not skip places in the hierarchy. Will beat both hierarchical roasts (your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, your family tree lgbt and your ancestors were incestors) and non-hierarchical roasts (your granpap a trap, your sister a mister etc.). Only susceptible to the eternal no u.
Person 1: your mom gay lol
Person 2: Hah, basic- your dad lesbian
Person 1: Pfft, weak, your granny tranny
Person 2: Don't make me do it
Person 1: Go on ya pussy
Person 2: your family tree lgbt
*Person 1 and all his family are sent to hell and the galaxy collapses in on itself*
Person 1: *comes back from death* You think you've won?
Person 2: I have. Your ancestors were incestors.
Person 1: Nope. Your evolutionary originators chronic masterbators.
*the universe explodes*
by unespectedinquisition June 14, 2018
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