Evan

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Evan

by Xaegobah March 30, 2021

Evan

hes number 17 lmao

no one:
absolutely no one:
Findlay: 'imagine being number 17'
Evan: 'how could you'

by yehyaahahahhaha April 30, 2021

Evan

Evan is a extremely funny person and if he has the chance to make you laugh he'd do it with no sweat, overall evans are very bold and sometimes awkward.If you have a Evan with as your friend or boyfriend, Your one lucky duck

"Look at Evan!"
"I know hes so funny & Cute :)"
"I would do anything to be his gf!"
"Lucky (Insert name)!"

by 1Justasimp1 February 22, 2022

Evan

Is the overall Fockin man stuntin around EU

AKA Toshiba

Evan is the shiznit

Toshiba is my best friend...he's so cool.

by EWINT November 4, 2008

Evans

Something that is disgusting.

A synonym for: horrible, 'angin, raw, errrr!!

Aaaah, that growth on your toe is Evans, hangin!!!

by J. Davidson January 9, 2010

Evan

1. A retard adolescent male who boasted the Lions would win the SuperBowl in 2009 when they went 0-16

"Hey Evan! You see that Lions game last night?"

"No! I was too busy crying into my pillow

by p99jamesbond007 March 5, 2009

Evan

A mysterious hairy like creature often described as sloth like if it can be described at all, enjoys relaxing and doing little work if any at all!

'man that guy is majorly hairy almost ape like'

'yeah he's such an evan'

'i've never seen someone more lazy then evan, he's room is like a garbage tip'

by zephyrus da original February 3, 2010