Evan

no one:
absolutely no one:
Findlay: 'imagine being number 17'
Evan: 'how could you'
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A guy who has a big willy and an all round good guy he’s the guy that all the girls want and all the boys are jealous
That Evan guy is hard as fuck
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Evan is the most funny, cute, annoying boy you will ever meet. He is always there for the person he has a crush on and can always make you laugh. Evan is known for his humor and charming smile. If you know a Evan love them with all of your heart because if you loose your Evan you might never get them back.
“Did you just see that cute boy?”
“ yeah, that’s Evan.”

“ WOW! He is soooooo cute!”
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Evan

Is the overall Fockin man stuntin around EU

AKA Toshiba
Evan is the shiznit

Toshiba is my best friend...he's so cool.
by EWINT September 22, 2008
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Evans

Something that is disgusting.

A synonym for: horrible, 'angin, raw, errrr!!
Aaaah, that growth on your toe is Evans, hangin!!!
by J. Davidson January 09, 2010
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Evan

1. A retard adolescent male who boasted the Lions would win the SuperBowl in 2009 when they went 0-16
"Hey Evan! You see that Lions game last night?"

"No! I was too busy crying into my pillow
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A mysterious hairy like creature often described as sloth like if it can be described at all, enjoys relaxing and doing little work if any at all!
'man that guy is majorly hairy almost ape like'

'yeah he's such an evan'

'i've never seen someone more lazy then evan, he's room is like a garbage tip'
by zephyrus da original February 03, 2010
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