Evan

🕋👩 🦯🕋🕋🕋🕋👩 🦯🕋👩 🦯🕋👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯 pronounced xaegobah

🕋👩 🦯🕋🕋🕋🕋👩 🦯🕋👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯 is so hot

Evan

by Xaegobah March 30, 2021

Evan

The youngest sluttiest fuc boi who’s so autistic that the energy he gives off is cancerous. Long story short he’s the cancer man.

Do you smell that??
Yeah I️t smells like...
THE CANCERMAN... Evan shouts as he walks in

by Jayveewhy August 7, 2018

Evan

Cracks his knuckles all the time. can't say I don't like it though.

Damn did u hear that crack
must've been evan

by Editingmenorsmth April 11, 2022

Evan

Is the overall Fockin man stuntin around EU

AKA Toshiba

Evan is the shiznit

Toshiba is my best friend...he's so cool.

by EWINT November 4, 2008

Evans

Something that is disgusting.

A synonym for: horrible, 'angin, raw, errrr!!

Aaaah, that growth on your toe is Evans, hangin!!!

by J. Davidson January 9, 2010

Evan

1. A retard adolescent male who boasted the Lions would win the SuperBowl in 2009 when they went 0-16

"Hey Evan! You see that Lions game last night?"

"No! I was too busy crying into my pillow

by p99jamesbond007 March 5, 2009

Evan

A mysterious hairy like creature often described as sloth like if it can be described at all, enjoys relaxing and doing little work if any at all!

'man that guy is majorly hairy almost ape like'

'yeah he's such an evan'

'i've never seen someone more lazy then evan, he's room is like a garbage tip'

by zephyrus da original February 3, 2010