Easter Steamer

An Easter egg on a pile of shit.

The excited boys and girls were not so happy to find their "Easter Steamer".

by giaty April 12, 2010

Easter Splooge

After weeks of giving up masturbation for lent, it is the ultimate ejaculation experienced after Lent is over, on Easter.

Jimmy cracked corn instead of touching himself for lent, when it was over he had an Easter Splooge, it was magical.

by Tharsheblows June 13, 2012

Esteamed

An "esteamed colleague" is one who has become excessively, comically irate. A pun on "esteemed" and "steamed".

The guy over there ranting about how Liberals have turned America into a festering cesspool of Godless immorality is my esteamed colleage Richard Mongler.

Art thou esteamed, my good sir and/or madam?

by Mooninaut March 1, 2013

eastern shore mullet

A hairstyle popularly fashioned by residents of the Eastern Shore of Hobart, Tasmania. Famous wearers include the Liberal Member for Pembroke.

"Why Vanessa, your Eastern Shore mullet looks particularly ravishing today"
"Thank you Tony, it look a lot of blow drying"

by georgehean September 24, 2013

Easter egg special

Insert your freshly shaven balls deep inside her

Cornelius was very sneaky when he gave Berta the Easter egg special

by JeromeHepintide July 25, 2016

ersie

Ersie is a talented lady with many pleasures. She can cook, make friends with her looks, she can especially make you laugh when you don't want to smile. She is the bestest friend you will ever

know when it comes to creativity and laughter or jokes. She usually is just perfect when it comes to beauty or makeup. She is just absolutely perfect.😍

Dude #1. Man who's that over there?
Dude #2. That's Ersie!
Dude #1. Man I'm going to go talk to her she's really pretty!

by pinkypie2005 May 20, 2018

easter rimming

The beautiful act of inserting a Cadburys egg (Or another well known brand) of whichever proportion seems suitable for the size of said oriface (anus) or how hungry the rimmer is. After waiting for 3 to 5 minutes for the chocolate to become more fluid in consistency the rimmer can proceed to clear the area with their tongue until satisfied that no secretions are left to mark the sheets or sofa or park bench or swimmingpool (Exteme caution is advised when underwater rimming) Rinse and repeat until both rimmer and reimmie are satisfied they are comfortably full.

"Easter soon, better get the mini eggs in and one of those massive ones from Thorntons for Joanne, she loves a bit of Easter rimming"

by EasterBunny6969 May 24, 2018