Blue haired boy of wonder, owns a dozen guitars and some sexy spice mix may end up destroying you in pokemon and pokemon has a tendency to calling people names if he knows theyve hurt someone he loves.
Ewan: Fajitas!
by Deathbladerunner12 November 3, 2021
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probably 2 foot short
has the mindset of a 5 year old
really fun to be around though
probably 2 foot short
has the mindset of a 5 year old
really fun to be around though
by ricebol November 20, 2021
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A ginger bread man with huge muscles and a large cock when people glance at him they orgasm in all his attractiveness and sexiness (especially when he's wearing a furry or maid costume or both). (¤~¤)
Person 1: EWAN IS ARRIVING
Crowd: *takes off pants to jack off
Mutter in the crowd 1: I hope he's wearing a maid costume!
Mutter in the crowd 2: No he looks way more attractive wearing a furry costume!
Mutter in the crowd 3: I want him to be in a furry maid costume.....
Mutter in the crowd 4: I THINK HES GONNA STRIP!
Crowd: *takes off pants to jack off
Mutter in the crowd 1: I hope he's wearing a maid costume!
Mutter in the crowd 2: No he looks way more attractive wearing a furry costume!
Mutter in the crowd 3: I want him to be in a furry maid costume.....
Mutter in the crowd 4: I THINK HES GONNA STRIP!
by Curry Muncher 76 October 13, 2021
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they have a really shitty humour and are the type of person to do deez nuts jokes, but they have so good music taste !! they know everything and will listen to everything before it’s trending.
they are precious and even if they are not confident all the time, they will always crack a joke to make laugh everyone
they have a really shitty humour and are the type of person to do deez nuts jokes, but they have so good music taste !! they know everything and will listen to everything before it’s trending.
they are precious and even if they are not confident all the time, they will always crack a joke to make laugh everyone
- Do you know elowan ?
- The one who’s always running for his bus because he took too much time choosing the playlist he wanted to listen ? yeah AND HE’S SO HOT
- The one who’s always running for his bus because he took too much time choosing the playlist he wanted to listen ? yeah AND HE’S SO HOT
by lavabeau November 21, 2021
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