St Elmo’s Fire

A painful itching and burning STD usually contracted from a now catholic priest Elmo.

Bert felt anger and betrayal as the dr explained that Ernie was suffering from a bad case of St Elmo’s fire

At one time you could only get St Elmo’s fire in a dark alley off of Sesame Street but now there is a large outbreak at church camp.

by Admiral blue balls August 30, 2022

Trigger me Elmo

The world's first race detecting toy. He should also have the ability to say certain words.

this is an example of how Trigger me Elmo is the world's first race detecting toy;\
*looks into elmo's chicken eyes*
Elmo - "You're black, and I'm about to say the n word"

by Cursed YT January 13, 2021

tickle-me-elmo hole

Refers to the hole in a product's package that allows the shopper to put their finger in and feel a material or push a button.

Oh great, the stupid tickle-me-elmo hole was too small and now my finger is stuck.

by RoughGroove August 15, 2005

1-800-elmo-die

The number you call when you see elmo

1-800-ELMO-DIE

by A tit sukr of gay December 23, 2019

Elmo's New World Order

The plan Elmo has for the world. It involves bloody murdering Grover on TV and instilling fear into everyone, leting him control the world.

Elmo's New World Order will come soon!

by TheRealMugman October 09, 2020

St. Elmo's Fire

When you're doing a girl in the butt from behind, you reach over to the nearest fire source and use it to light her hair. Then when she is running around the room screaming, spray her with a fire extinguisher.

Why are you covered in all that white crap? And where's your heair?

My boyfriend did A St. Elmo's Fire to me last night.

Oh, thats awesome.

by Pj McGintey April 06, 2005

Tickle my elmo

phrase: "masturbating: manually stimulating the female clitoris"

"What do you think I'm going to do....tickle my elmo?"
You never tickle your elmo?

What do you think I'm going to do... masturbate?

You never masturbate or touch your clitoris?

by Zoe Zoweee March 05, 2010