deerfieldian

(female)- Animals, usually hairy and disturbingly fat-characteristic huge lips for kissing enough college admission officer ass, and adorned in stolen or repossessed jewlery to divert attention from their otherwise shocking appearence. Shallow personalities are not uncommon and neither are irritating attitudes. Love to chase wealth and men in their twenties Phil if not older. Adorned in "forest green" with collars popped -as they term it- and tend to parade it, much to the discontent of society in general. Infantile manners and intellect. If spotted, please call pest control.

Deerfieldian, shine my shoes.

by Neil Shelat May 4, 2005

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Brown Dwarf

The most relatable celestial body.

It is small and weak
It can't do the most simple tasks
Fucks up all the time
Alone most of the time
Really ugly
Dies quickly
Nobody likes it
Easily ignored

"Dude I think there's dirt on the hubble telescope"
"No that's just a brown dwarf"

by that one nerd December 18, 2016

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derf

The process of: executing a handstand; masturbating during handstand; ejaculating in direction of mouth; regaining post orgasm senses and gracefully avoiding free-falling wad. A professional sport in parts of Oregon.

Did you hear Sunshine Bear died while in the derf last night?

No…how?

His dad caught him in the act and beat him to death.

by Lupus Lavign. July 12, 2006

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derfel

a champion of dumnonia and adept of the moose claw style

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

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Dwarfed on

Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Usually done to someone by a dominant person or team.

Tenacious D: "Have you ever been dwarfed on - by two guys who are hot for your snatch?"

So I was totally dwarfin' on this chick that I met at the pumpkin patch, I think she had achondroplasia

by 123 Fake Boner October 9, 2009

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