bum dumpling

1)a piece of small turd dropped on the sidewalk by a homeless bum and left there
2) turd muffin

Guy 1 & Guy 2 walking.

Guy 1: Oh shit, watch out, you almost got shit on your shoes.

Guy2: Damn bum dumpling.

by kshitty March 7, 2009

Silly Dumpling

When you or another person take a shit in an inconvenient place.

"Dude, Jake just left a silly dumpling in your parent's bed!"

Andy Samberg took a silly dumpling on Deborah's desk in Like a Boss.

by PsychoMeowmix August 14, 2011

the dumpling

Not in any specific order, place your hands upon your balls for 5 minutes. Push the almond center to the back and stretch the skin as far as possible. Next, salivate in the small "bowl" created by your nut skin. Using a hair straightener, seam the edges of the skin and begin steaming for 10-15 minutes.

"Hey Jonathan, what are you eating?

"I'm eating this new trendy food, "the dumpling.""

"Okay.

by Napkin Water February 1, 2020

Sissy Dumplings

Sissy Dumplings are when you don't wash out the cum out when you've been barebacked, and then you take a jizz-grated shit

Mikochin was bricking Sissy Dumplings

by Fleet monkey February 3, 2020

Soggy dumpling

After a person has sucked on your balls making them wet and soggy you proceed to rest your soggy balls upon their face or head

Fuck a simba, here’s a soggy dumpling

by Darkvelvet February 13, 2020

Faggot Dumpling

Another name for the bowel movement that occurs after engaging in anal sex.

"You should see the size of the faggot dumpling that erupted out of Aaron last night!"

by J-weez April 30, 2009

Dipling

When a minority male is made a bitch by a white woman of equal size. This leads to constant nagging, and being told what to do.

Dipling! Give me my water now! my throat is parched

by UTowers May 9, 2011