Bonnet dung

The name you give a girl who has delicious nuggets of fox poo on her car bonnet ...
by Swooshbeast December 17, 2023
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Bonnet Dung

Fecal matter and excrement that has been laid on the bonnet of a car
Bekah found that the local foxes had shit on her car... Bonnet dung
by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024
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dung over

After taking a huge crap when you have a headaches, body aches, and are a little irritable.
Kiddo 1: hey man!
Dunged over kiddo (Dok): hey.... *said miserably*
Kiddo 1: whats wrong with you
Dok: i just poo'd im dung over
Kiddo 1: *backing away* ok, bye dude.
by hermmythecrabBITCH!(: January 05, 2010
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Dung & Dial

When you poop on a work call
I dung & dialed earlier, it was magical
by dungbutt August 29, 2017
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Dung-fu

An ancient martial art combat technique where the hands are brought together in a praying gesture, while the ring and pinky fingers are interlocked, creating a reenforced knife-shape with the thumb, index, and middle fingers of both hands. The hands are brought quickly and tightly to the abdomen, and then violently thrusted forward into an often unsuspecting victim's anus, causing debilitating pain.
A single, well-placed dung-fu neutralized the mugger.
by Primus DCE July 03, 2024
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Dung-Fu

The ability to write convincing-sounding bullshit.
"I can't believe I managed to bullshit my way through that exam! My dung-fu was strong."
by HMSPunafore November 14, 2017
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DUNG DONG

A dick covered with dung after drilling her cornshoot.
Shit man, I went out with backdoor Betty last night and got a nasty case of dung dong.
by Joey Corn February 23, 2018
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