crack your duds

Ah geez Gary, don't crack your duds mate, it's just a funnel web.
by Captain Gary February 07, 2020
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Rub a dud

When you masturbate for like forever but when you finally ejaculate no semen comes out.

Like when someone lights a dynamite stick but instead of blowing up, it just fizzles out. Aka a dud!
"Maaan I wanked for hours yesterday but when I finally felt I was gonna pop, nothing came out!"

"Shit bro you totally did a rub a dud!"
by Ulgubulgu February 05, 2020
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fluff dud

A person that is gay but does not dress like a stereotypical gay or a straight person who does dress like a gay
Hey jack, i didn't know that kevin was gay.
Oh he's not. He is just a fluff dud.
by Tightrope May 15, 2018
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Dead Dud

Tim can’t focus, he’s a dead dud.
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whoa dud

tuh shaw superzmant
Eddga: dud what arr yee doding
meh: yah grill
Eddga: whoa dud
by T-duh February 06, 2019
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fluddy dud

An adjective used to describe a fluddy dud
Nicks a fluddy dud
by meeptard March 20, 2024
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Dirty Dud

When someone acts like they aren’t feeling like getting after it and then spends all night trying to fuck everyone in the arse
Did you see Andrew the other night? He was being a sad sack then pulled a Dirty Dud and tried to fuck all our arses - no lube
by Karen’s sphincter June 10, 2020
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