Drunken Carpenter

While intoxicated and engaging in the act of vagina intercourse from behind (aka "Doggiestyle"), the penis, while being forcefully moved in and out of the vagina "accidentally" slips out and is subsequently slammed into the anus of the unsuspecting partner.

Pete: Man, last night I was so wasted I accidentally gave Gina the Drunken Carpenter.

Steve: Was she pissed?

Pete: She was when she woke up.

by Morgan Candlelight December 15, 2009

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drunken pussy

When a girl gets so drunk she is willing to have sex with anyone and not even think twice about it

Man Amanda was so gone, I got me some drunken pussy!

by CHARLESPSCENE September 25, 2013

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drunken slur

A statement that is garbled and doesn't make very much sense

(bob) i have to go water the sink
(sam) shut your drunken slur

by xMackieProx April 19, 2011

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Drunken Phone Call

The phone call you make when you are absolutely smashed, to a person that you really love but have been recently a dick towards him/her. Usually during this phone call, you apologize and let the best of you to come out so you can say safely afterwards "I'm not a nice guy, that was the alcohol talking". Drunken Phone Calls are usually made by guys to their female friends.

-Him: Hey I know I have been a dick the last few days, sorry about that. I don't know what I want sometimes. This is the nicest I can be, during a Drunken Phone Call.
-Her: It's okay. I still love you. Just do me a favor and don't sleep on the street tonight, will you?

by Lacryma May 05, 2013

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drunken hug fiend

The term for being drunk to the point of excessive hugging for no particular reason. This person is mainly a happy drunk and not too be confused with drunk slut for this person could be either male or female and random hugging is strictly the act of intoxication.

Kimmy: OMG I haven't seen you since this afternooon !!! *gives big hug*

Kimmy: OMG we have never talked before but i reconize you from school!! * big hugs*

Luke: wow kimmys such a happy drunk, classic drunken hug fiend. HA

by Obtigong January 23, 2009

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