Closedverse Dramatica

A wiki based on the social media closedverse, created by Gnarly and others. Its primary inspiration is Encyclopedia Dramatica, but instead of going for comedic or irony like old ED, it instead tries (and fails, unsurprisingly) to emulate the post-2004 ED with its constant admin brown nosing, lack of self awareness, blatant slander and shit flinging at basically random popular people, children or otherwise, under the flimsy guise of "satire".

A very common group of phrases you'll run into on this site include, but are not limited to, "faggot" and its synonyms, "retarded", "autistic", "nigger", and many, many, many other immature quips, which is reflective of the actual state of the site owner's mind - a teenager on the internet trying anything to get any kind of attention.

I got a link to a Closedverse Dramatica page on myself and boy, is it full of bullshit.

by Howdy-Howdy August 13, 2018

encyclopedia dramatica

Encyclopedia Dramatica is a joke encyclopedia that embodies the very essence of offensiveness and the phrase "if you can't beat them, join them". It manages to be funny not because of the wit of its writers, but because of the reactions it incites.

I mean seriously, look at the other definitions on urbandictionary that insult Encyclopedia Dramatica. Don't they look familiar?

by lulzader October 16, 2008

encyclopedia dramatica

Hella funny satire that humorless bores on Urban Dictionary apparently get offended by. However, as ingenious as it can be, the site suffers from the overuse of the word 'furry,' as it's written on nearly every paragraph.

These people can't handle the LULZ on Encyclopedia Dramatica. They made fun of their favorited bubble gum pop band My Chemical Romance on the intrawebz, and now they're offended for life and will now go do some cutting.

by AD777 October 30, 2007

Encyclopedia Dramatica

Imagine if The Onion made a satirical version of Wikipedia and you're halfway there. Effectively breaking rules 1 and 2 of the internet, it's also the first stop for anyone who doesn't understand all memes on 4chan.

Farrakh: You know, I usually only go to Encyclopedia Dramatica for it's pictures.

by somedede June 8, 2009

dramaticsisum

The act of being dramatic/overly dramatic.

Telling a dramatic story in a British ascent. As dramaticsisum.

by Alixandra hungbottem the first December 31, 2013

dramatic wife

A spouse that Googles symptoms and automatically comes back stating death is near; can be coupled with the statement "I can't even" frequently.

I think I have a dramatic wife. Her name is Cynthia and she thinks she is dying. In reality it's called hungry and being tired.

by whelpicantfixthat May 15, 2018

Dratatic

A group of friends undefeatable by anyone.

Villiano: Ay no, aqui viene Dratatic!
Dratatic:

by IsaiTheBlaster March 11, 2019