davesport

a cute ship from DayShift At Freddys between OldSport (Jack Kennedy) and Dave Miller that some dsaf fans ship and make art about

person 1: you know dsaf?
person 2: yeah
person 1: I ship davesport
person 2: cool

by fuckingchickennuggets July 6, 2020

Dove's Breast

The act of pulling your nutsack out the front of your jeans and letting it hang there solo. Splay the balls apart to spread the sack, then let the nuts roll together again. Look down, and you've got a Dove's Breast.

The next person to look at the Dove's Breast gets punched in the teeth.

by Salivation July 27, 2010

Domestic High Five

The act of distributing justice in a common household via the use of one's open handed gavel upon their spouse's facial bone structure.

What do you mean my supper isn't ready? I guess you want a domestic high five...

by penicillengranny87 April 4, 2011

does not spark joy

A phrase for expressing dissatisfaction with or contempt for literally anything in a manner and style consistent with Marie Kondo.

Dude, where did you get this whiskey? It does not spark joy. I can feel my gastric lining deteriorating.

by AdenosinePush March 28, 2019

doesfetted

A word that can be used in any situation. It can mean what you want it to mean. Also mainly we use it as retarded, but it’s ok.

Mia and Aleena: “Jayson you’re so fucking doesfetted”

Jayson: “ How the fuck am I doesfetted

Mia: “Jayson why are you doing that. That’s fucking doesfetted.”
Jayson: “Stfu”

Aleena: “Jayson you’re a doesfetted person.”
Jayson: “You’re doesfetted.”

by m.649.slvmpd October 18, 2019

Domesticated Alpha Male

A guy who thinks he is the ultimate catch, the proverbial "legend in his own mind" . A guy with typical alpha male characteristics with the added bonus of a sensitive domesticated side but in reality he is just a weak, submissive, cuck who enjoys cleaning up his wife or girlfriend's box after one of her many side dicks nutted all up in her.

Mark wants everyone to think he's an alpha male but in reality he's just a pussy ass domesticated alpha male.

by Lil Sizzle August 1, 2022

Foam Domes

A padded bra.

Hey, did you see Stephanie' foam domes?

by Sonny Boi January 12, 2016