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douchebaggio

Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, usually a restaurant manager, he'll schmooze people he deems he can gain from and be a motherfucker to his workers. Probably has genital warts.
"So work was going fine, right up til Steve showed up treating everyone like shit, he's such a douchebaggio!"
by Philllipp McCracken October 28, 2013
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douchebag pushups

Pushups that are done rapidly and in bad form while waiting for a group exercise class to start. They are mainly performed by men trying to impress girls in the class.
That guy in the back is making a fool of himself by doing all those douchebag pushups before yoga class starts.
by PoolPartyVato April 11, 2014
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Douchebag Derreck

The friend that you have to explain to people before you introduce him and apologize about afterwards. The worst part is what that dude says is TRUE!!
Ed: Man, I can't believe you brought that guy over here yesterday. He tore me up for displaying the commemorative Obama Plate collection momma bought my for my birthday!

Joe: Sorry, man. You just can't be pulling no more dumb stuff around Douchebag Derreck!
by DBD1983 August 14, 2014
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cut this douchebagotry

Why don't you cut this douchebagotry and get off of 4chan!
by Joel T January 3, 2008
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Get-in-the-hole! Douchebag

The person who obnoxious and inevitably yells "Get in the hole!" at a professional golf tournament. This particular brands of douche tend to follow popular golfers, especially Tiger Woods. This phrase can be heard anywhere on the course, regardless of the feasibility of said ball making it to said hole.
Guy 1: Did you hear that jack wagon yelling "Get in the hole."
Guy2: What a dumb ass. Dude was teeing off on a 600 yard par 5.
Guy1: Yeah unless Phil Mickelson got exposed to gamma rays and has a secret habit of turning green it's a totally dumb thing to say.
Guy2: Yep that guy wasa total Get-in-the-hole! Douchebag.
by JDTheNerDragon June 17, 2014
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Doucheborough

1. Used by Jon Stewart to refer to Joe Scarborough during his interview with Jim Cramer.

see: Joe Scarborough
"You can tell Doucheborough it isn't supposed to be fair."
by Don Barno June 3, 2009
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Douchean

Douchery of a level that is only comparable to the size of a trully sizable body of water i.e. an ocean
Alex - "Rauli you dick, you're such a douche you might as well be the God damn Pacific Douchean"

Rauli - "C-c-c-Yeah! That's mah babe!" *thumbs up* "Eeyyy, but at least I'm only full of whales, I don't sleep with them - Midy Dick ahoy!"
by Dalthran November 24, 2011
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