doof

you say sarcastically. actual dumb fuck, does stupid stuff to impress people, says dumbest answers when they are actually rlly smart and don't want to admit it just to make people laugh.

girl 1: *sarcastically*He's such a doof.
girl 2: Ikr! I thought I liked him then, I was in his math class and he gave the stupidest answers ever!!

by thicassgirl October 24, 2018

Doof

Referring to food only spelling it backwards. Typically used when your with your boys.

Tom: Let’s run over to Taco Bell for a nice doof sesh!

Henry: Nah man, I had that 2 days ago... still shitting

by jimbo bobby james November 2, 2018

Doof

Someone who is annoying

Oh you’re a doof

by CloKitKat September 8, 2018

good doof

That one kid whos a doof but you like him as a doof so it's alright ,

John - "why are there toilets in the vape room "
Catherine - " you doof 😂"
John- "why am I a doof?"
Catherine -"dont worry your a good doof "

by Catherine gooset June 1, 2018

doof

doof

v. doof, doofs, doofed

1. To abondon one's friends;
2. To have your feet exposed at all times;
3. To have an endless amount of swag.

Im boutta pull a doof lmao

by fucyouhoe August 23, 2022

bush doof trifecta

When at a bush doof (party in the bush) in a singular night, you have sexual relations with three different women at SEPERATE times throughout the night. Where or how it is done does not matter as long as it achieved by dawn

Craig- “Oii Damien did you hear that Jocko pulled the BUSH DOOF TRIFECTA last night with sally, amber and summer”

Damien- “what a fucken unit”

by Uncle Duds April 26, 2022

Bush doof trifecta

When at a bush doof (party in the bush) you have sexual relations with three different women at SEPERATE times through the night. How or when it is done does not matter aslong as it is achieved by dawn. “Extra credit if not found out by said women till completed” (not a necessity)

Craig- “oii Damien did you hear that jocko pulled off a BUSH DOOF TRIFECTA with sally, amber and summer last night”

Damien- “what a unit”

by Uncle Duds April 26, 2022