Memory diffuser

A memory diffuser is a female who makes a man forget about his ex.

Brody: damn bro I miss my ex
Aaron: sound to me like you need a memory diffuser

by Aaron aka little smile July 20, 2020

king duffus

There can be only one king and his name is Sergio

King Duffus impulse buys houses in bad neighborhoods.

by Narl September 20, 2020

Goober Doofus

Your best friend who is an entertaining moron to watch, but is still a great lad to be with.

Guy-1: Jake you are the biggest goober doofus I have ever meet.
Jake: Look I didn't mean to run head first in that wall!
Guy-1: DUDE you put a head shaped hole in the wall.
Jake: Somebody put a wall in my way and that was that.
Guy-1: Oh my god Jake.

by You Didn't Have To Cu- April 26, 2022

Stable Diffusion

A tool for generating porn.

I use stable diffusion to generate porn.

by Mr. Spider GDRA February 27, 2024

Shah Diffusion

The more extreme version of "Contagious Diffusion"; The process of an idea being spread EXTREMELY rapidly throughout a population.

I told my friend my crush, and within a day, everyone at my school knew who it was. She is a pro at Shah Diffusion.

by kfcmuncher May 18, 2024

Goofy Doofus

A hateable goofy goober.

Person 1 : *Being annoying yet silly*
Person 2: Omg you're being such a goofy Doofus right now!

by LocalPerson March 17, 2025

Absolute Doofus

Someone who is a little bit stupid, but you don't want to tell them that so you say this instead as a "joke"

OH MY GOD YOU ABSOLUTE DOOFUS WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

by Jaquavious The Alien™ August 31, 2025