Swim and Dive

The swim and dive team obviously has two parts. Swim, and dive. Bothsides usually wil wear a skin tight suit known as a jammer, or the stereotypical speedo. Swimmers are some of the most chill athletes next to XC runners. Swim teams usually will have pasta partys to carb up the night before. (Swim team is usually refered to both swim and dive). When someone pokes fun at the skin tight suits, the team will stick together, and scare the sh*t out of that person for dissing the jammer. It takes just as much skill and determination to be a swimmer as it does to be a long distance runner.

Non-swimmer: Heeyyyooo faggg hows the speedo commin along ?? hehe
Swimmer 1: Fuck you man
Swimmer 2: You messin with my buddy here? Do I HAVE to knock you the fuck out?
Non-swimmer: Nonononono I was just kiddin! I Swwear!!
Swimmer 2: Thats right you were kiddin!
Swimmer 1: Let's ditch this popsicle stand and get to Swim and Dive practice

by Swim/Run August 23, 2011

chattanooga chin dive

When you shit in someones mouth and then face fuck them.

Nothing says love like a good old nasty chattanooga chin dive.

by Big Willee September 28, 2007

shawn dive

a dive in which a person attempts to perform a swan dive, but instead over-rotates and ends up doing a backflop into the water.

my friend tried to swan dive off of a bridge today, but he ended up doing a shawn dive. it was hilarious.

by Beeble May 29, 2008

pennsylvania pussy dive

its when the girls pussy is so loose your able to fit your entire head in it...then you completly ram your face into her va jay jay and see how long you can hold your breath

dude sandys pussy was so loose i could give her a pennsylvania pussy dive

by john raleigh October 29, 2007

muff dive

licking out some girl

oh my gosh i am on goin for a muff dive

by john May 14, 2003

High-Dive

When your so high you accidently inhale the water out of your bong.

I was so spaced i took a high-dive.

by Psychoticbard March 12, 2010

muff dive

an alcoholic drink that both males and females (straight or homosexual) buy for their friends on special occasions, such as birthdays, or just for fun.

The drink is in a tall martini glass or just a glass with a wide opening at the top, and they put a shot glass full of hard alcohol of usually something the receiver will not like (but if they are nice something they will like)at the bottom of the glass and then cover the shot with whip cream. The receiver has to dig through the whip cream and take the shot without using their hands.

"Get Britney a muff dive! It's her 21st birthday!"

by CKE December 25, 2007