beer diplomacy

When two or more parties are in a dispute, and agree to solve their differences around containers of beer.

President Obama is the first Commander-in-Chief to use beer diplomacy to settle domestic disputes.

by Guido1 August 2, 2009

Twitter diplomacy

Managing international relations via the use of Twitter -- i.e. in 140 characters or less. Lately the preferred method of action from the President of the United States, Donald trump.

Here is an example of Twitter diplomacy: "Iran is playing with fire - they don't appreciate how "kind" President Obama was to them. Not me! "(@ReadDonaldTrump)- Twitter Feb 3, 2017. In response to Iran's ballistic missile test.

by GirlFroggie February 13, 2017

puppy diploma mill

Not to be confused with a shameless "doggie factory" that exacerbates the domestic-canine-overpopulation problem, this type of disgraceful also-valuing-wealth-over-public-welfare establishment merely prints up fake "emotional-support animal" or "therapy pet" certificates, so that you can have your waggy-tailed buddy accompany you anywhere you wish, even places with a "no pets allowed except service animals" rule.

In part one of the "Wishbone" episode, "Halloween Hound", Joe doesn't need the services of a puppy diploma mill to be allowed to have Wishbone come into Oakdale Sports and Games with him, since shop-owner Travis Del Rio assures Joe that he likes dogs.

by QuacksO January 27, 2020

Corona diploma

A diploma someone only got because their exams were during the 2020 COVID-19/ Coronavirus pandemic and thus couldn't do the exams because they were in Quarantine.

So Dave got his Corona diploma this morning, let's celebrate.

by FuckYouDion June 10, 2020

Black diplomacy

The act of settling disputes (typically petty) through ghetto fistfighting. Similar to "nigga moments" but instead involves no weapons and the participants are not required to be african american.

Man 1: *mistakingly bumps into man 2 on bus*

Man 2: proceeds to take off white t-shirt

Man 1: proceeds to take of white t-shirt

Narrator: "ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness black diplomacy"

by Gordenmastur February 1, 2021

Twinkie diplomacy

A type of unorthodox diplomacy that involves throwing a Twinkie at a public official.

The mayor of the town just received a Twinkie diplomacy.

by Word Madman October 30, 2021

good enough diploma

A diploma you get after completing tests to prove you have the same ammount of knowledge as a high school grad.

Penis face said he wasn't going to complete high school so he took the good enough diploma now and left.

by PseudpnymPenizFace March 4, 2016