pop a dingleberry

To cause one to lose their anal virginity. Although the anus technically has no hymen, this is a play on the classic phrase "pop a cherry".

"Did you pop a dingleberry?" "Boy, I sure did! Once the ass-hymen broke, shit went everywhere!"

by sauerkrautbratwurst October 13, 2008

Dingleberry

Noun, A small and most often a white ball of toilet paper, tissue paper or material fuzz tangled on one or more ass hairs or pubic hairs. Although a dingleberry is more common on men it is not uncommon on Italian or Middle Eastern women too wear during mating season. A Dingleberry, when ripe, is often brown but maybe red depending on dingleberry's anatomical location.

When Hunt bent over for the doctor a ripe dingleberry was present.

by Tom Tree April 29, 2008

Dingleberry

The remains of crap in ones ass hair because of not wiping properly or from extreme diarrhea. When performing rim jobs, beware of these.

Wow, that is one big dingleberry.

by Chrisssss April 9, 2006

dingleberry

A dingleberry is the marriage of poo and toilet paper. That eventually entangle itself all up in your ass-pubes. Like a cacoon of particles that should have gone down with the rest.

You really don't know you are sporting a choice dingleberry unless, you are all up in your ass scratching, and damn near scream when you rip that nasty nest from your crack. It'll wake you up, and hopefully encourage a good shower to follow!

by Crittercratter December 28, 2005

Dinkleberg Syndrome

When you blame all your problems on one person/thing.

Person with Dinkleberg Syndrome: You're the source of all my problems!
Doctor: I'm afraid you have a severe case of Dinkleberg Syndrome.

by Golden Inferno May 10, 2018

Dinkleberg

A fucking dick was asshole who doesn’t know how to keep his perfect life out of my face. Ruins fucking everything

“My dick is too small…..dinkleberg *squints eyes*

by mconsole2 March 9, 2022

Dinkleberg Syndrome

A condition coined by Psychologist TK Adams, Dinkleberg Syndrome is when one has an obsessive disdain for another who is minding his own business. This phenomenon can be traced back to it's reference to Nickelodeon cartoon "Fairly Odd Parents," where the protagonist's father would blame Mr. Dinkleberg for all of his problems. Dinkleberg, on the other hand, would be oblivious to such hating and continued to better himself. If prescribed with Dinkleberg Syndrome, please seek professional help from a psychologist or therapist.

Man 1: I hate that nigga *Man 3*, he don't deserve shit he got. If I could ever get as successful as him I woulda been tripled what he got
Man 2: Get off his dick man, he doesn't even know you. I think you got Dinkleberg Syndrome.
Man 3 (in another city getting money): Man I love having money and living carefree. No problems here

by Library Of Scum October 4, 2022