dingle

a penis.

chris barrett has no dingle.

by sam spearr October 1, 2009

Poop Dick Dingle Berry

A juicy, small sized turd nugget that is hanging from somewhere in the pubic region. The occurrence normally happens post anal sex with a partner who doesn't wipe real well; but there are also other applications.

Jill was going down on J-Rob when suddenly a Poop Dick Dingle Berry came to her attention. Immediately she removed her face from his crotch region and yelled, "That's not chocolate, fuck this shit I'm outta here!"

by Cracker Please Me July 22, 2009

skippy dinglechalk

EA SPORTS ITS IN THE MICROTRANSACTIONS

I must carry on the skippy dinglechalk legacy

by *ALI-A INTRO* September 19, 2018

dingle net

The end product after a prolonged period of wet farting where the fart juice dries into a crust mixed with the butthairs, creating a net-like quagmire.

Jesus! I just took a shit and it ripped through my dingle net! My cornhole is sorer than a motherfucker!

by Bill B. July 4, 2005

Dinglecherry

The first time a man or woman have anal sex, they pop their dinglecherry.

Casey stuck it in David's pooper last night and popped his dinglecherry.

by Casey Big Balls June 26, 2008

dingle

small woods containing a stream or a brook among the streets of the town of Longmeadow

Kelly asked Dana if she wanted to go down to the dingle and hang out.

by dankel shakeeane October 8, 2006

Mr. DingleBurg

Mr. DingleBurg is a lonely dirty household object replaced by a swiffer. You might have seen Mr. DingleBurg on the swifter commercial wishing he was more usefull. After the commercial he was placed in a dumpster which brings us back to the beggining. Once he was found he was so content to have a home to clean untill he saw the swiffer that day we made him happy by replacing the swiffer with Mr. DingleBurg. We let him do the honors.

Person #1- What is that dirty busted lumpy duster in your closet?
Person#2- Oh that's just my duster Mr. DingleBurg.
Mr. DingleBurg- Hey that's not very nice to call me names.
Person#1- Uh you should replace him with a swiffer.
Person#2- Don't you dare talk about Mr. DingleBurg like that again.
Mr. DingleBurg- Why does everyone hate me? Booohooo Ahhhhh!l

by Mel-May-Ham May 17, 2009